Your AI assistant, built in

Meet Alex, your 24/7 personal assistant.

Talk to her like a person. Alex answers your fans, builds your listings, books your postage and keeps every site in step, across all the platforms you sell on.

£24.99 a month, about 83p a day. Your own personal assistant.

Works across All Things Worn, Kinkie, PantyDeal, Snifffr and more, plus OnlyFans, Fanvue and your own storefront.

Alex, your AI assistant
Alexonline, ready to help
make me 12 listings from my panties folder
On it. I am looking at each photo and writing all 12 now, one per item. They will pop up below to approve, then I will push the ones you like out to your sites.
book postage for order 148 as a 100g large letter
Booked, £2.38 with Royal Mail Tracked 48. Tracking is on the order, print the label from your Orders page and it is ready to go.
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What Alex does

One assistant for the parts of the job you would rather not do.

Every one of these is a real thing you can ask her right now. Say it in plain words, she does the rest.

01

How she works

  • A real conversational assistant, she remembers the chat, asks when she needs to know more, and talks in your voice.
  • Just say what you want in plain words. No menus, no forms, no commands to learn.
  • She remembers what you just did, so a quick "which ones" or "send them" carries straight on.
  • Nothing that spends your money or speaks to a fan goes out until you say yes.
  • Hand any job over to autopilot when you trust her with it, and switch it back off any time.
  • Send her a photo in chat and she can see what is in it. Send a Word, Excel, PDF or CSV and she reads it. Paste in a whole email and she works from it.
  • Opens as a premium iPad panel in the Hub, with an hourly nudge that greets you by name.
02

Answering fans and messages

  • Answers your waiting fans with a personalised reply to each one, in your voice, on any platform, including KinkMarket.
  • Answers only the platforms you name, like just your ATW and Kinkie, or just one person.
  • Actually sends the replies once you say go, or you approve each one first. Turn on auto send and she drafts and sends in one go.
  • Welcomes new fans and wins back quiet buyers with a personal nudge.
  • Runs all your auto DM systems (welcome, new joiner, returner, gone quiet, mass message, review request, auto 5 star, out of office): edit the wording, turn each on or off, and set delays, active hours and cooldowns.
  • Smart Away and Full Auto Reply: turn your away responder on or off and set its tone, voice and rules.
  • Bulk Message and Outreach: run a personalised DM campaign to new fans, previous conversations, dormant buyers, spenders or VIPs, at a natural pace.
03

Making and editing listings

  • Makes listings from your vault photos, she looks at each one and writes a unique title, description, keyword tags and the correct category from what she sees.
  • Matches your writing voice by reading your existing listings first.
  • Make many listings at once from a folder of photos, one per photo.
  • Make a listing from text only, no photo needed, add the pictures later.
  • Edits listings too new: change a price on one or many, add a line across a set, retag, change category, or set in or out of stock.
  • Writes your feed posts and captions from your vault photos.
04

Your photo, video and audio vaults

  • Sees and searches your folders and knows what is in each.
  • Make, rename or delete a folder, and move or favourite files, just by asking. Works for photos, video and audio.
  • Alex's Drop Box: drop items you want listed in there and she lists them, then tidies each photo into its type folder.
05

Orders and shipping

  • Shows your full send list, searchable by buyer, split into physical versus digital.
  • Log a new order you tell her about, including bank transfer, and it counts in your earnings.
  • Full order control by asking new: mark dispatched, change the amount, set the wear status, edit buyer, recipient, address, email, phone, tracking, item, platform or notes, move to any section, cancel, complete, duplicate or delete.
  • Read an address off a photo and she writes it into the order's address field for you.
  • Manage your order sections: add, rename, hide, show or delete.
  • Books real postage labels and checks live shipping costs first. Check your balance and set your return address by asking.
06

Sync and stock

  • Syncs your listings out to every connected marketplace, or on autopilot every day.
  • Pulls your existing listings from a marketplace into the Hub (ATW, Kinkie, PD Pro, Panty, Tastyslips, Snifffr, Secret Passions, MTW). Duplicates are skipped.
  • Put items on a shop by asking, like "put anything not on Kinkie into Kinkie".
  • Stock control, in or out of stock by category, and flags slow movers.
07

Automations

  • Turn auto likes, auto reposting and auto posting on or off, and change their settings, just by asking.
  • Say "repost now" to repost your eligible listings straight away.
  • Manage your buyer blacklist, and run a timewaster scan that finds and blacklists non responders in one go.
  • Load a whole batch of posts into your ATW Auto Posts, spaced out, each with a photo attached automatically.
08

OnlyFans and Fanvue

  • PPV DM: send a locked paid message to one fan on OnlyFans.
  • Mass message: set up an OnlyFans mass announcement, you press send to keep your account safe.
  • Outreach: personalised DMs to a segment on OnlyFans or Fanvue.
  • Storylines: build a drip sequence and walk fans through it, free or paid steps.
  • Fanvue campaigns: blast a segment (big spenders, expired, a custom list), previewed first.
  • Push a listing to OnlyFans or Fanvue, and post straight to your OnlyFans feed, free or a locked PPV.
  • Tracking links: see which of your promos actually brings subscribers.
09

Social

  • Posts live to your connected socials (X, Mastodon, Bluesky, Telegram, Tumblr, Instagram and Fanvue) after you confirm the wording, and logs it to your Social Centre history.
10

Money and admin

  • Earnings that match your dashboard exactly, for any period.
  • Log or delete expenses and sales takings, and ask "what did I make last week, this time last year, this month".
  • Full analytics overview: made, expenses, profit, top earner, biggest cost, and where you could save.
  • Hands you a CSV download of your sales or expenses.
  • Set your monthly sales goal, like "set my target to three thousand", and it fills your dashboard goal ring.
11

Planners and your day

  • Morning check in, a friendly summary of yesterday and what is waiting for you today.
  • Plans your day into a short, ordered to do list, and tells you what needs you most right now.
  • Runs all four planners by asking: Wears Diary, To Do List, Long Term Client Info, and Planner checklists.
12

Help, research and support

  • Answers "how do I", "where is", "is there a guide for", searching the FAQ and drawing on the tools.
  • Walks you through setting up your extension for your device.
  • Searches the web for a straight, short answer (postage prices, delivery times, how something works).
  • Looks up what similar items sell for so you can price yours fairly.
  • Raises a support ticket or submits a feature idea for you, and finds your referral link.
Always your call

You are in control, every step.

Anything that spends your money or speaks to a fan as you waits for your yes. Nothing goes out until you approve it.

When you trust her with something, flip a switch and Alex runs it herself. Turn it back off any time.

Send replies for meAlex answers fans automatically
Keep my listings syncedPushes everything out daily
Post daily from my vaultOff until you say so

Hand Alex the busywork. Keep the fun part.

£24.99 a month, or just 83p a day.

Your own personal assistant.

She is part of KinkCoach, the toolkit that runs your whole shop from one place. Add her to any plan as an add-on and put her to work today.

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